Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Explaining cheque clearance Hyderabadi style!

Hyderabadi Customer in a Bank:  Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai. Kab Tak Clear Karte?

Banker: 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata.

Customer: Arre Miyan, Dono Bank’aan To Amne Samne Ich Hai. Phir Itti Der Kaiku?

Banker: Dekho ustad, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta. ‎Misal  ke Tor Pe, Agar Ap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte kya?

Customer: Aise Baigan ke misala nako de re bhai, samaj gaya mai..!!