Friday, July 24, 2009

Double Entendre

While Aish, Amitabh and Abhishek seem to have made a meal out of the opportunity to "show" off in front of the camera after they have voted, Greg Chappell must be wondering what was all the fuss in the media when he did the same thing a few years back! :)

PS: Just look at Amitabh a little closer! He seems to fully realize the double entendre

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Priest, Vodka and Holy shit!

It has been sometime since I had a laugh that replicates well on a blog post. But this forward from a friend who sure does filter what he forwards meticulously, sure qualifies! What an entertainer! Enjoy!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous
and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not
beat his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the
late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for this is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.
12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter's not a peter pulling contest

at St.Taffy's.